coolscar:

*every highschool student when the teacher doesn’t show up after 2 minutes* “you know there’s a rule where if the teacher’s not here after 15 minutes we can just leave”

(via bastille)

humorously:

twitturds:

walk into the club like wait nevermind can we go home

 

(Source: instantlys, via illegal-waffles)

lrnaonerd:

how do people rap i cant even talk without messing it up

(Source: feministpunkmermaid, via fake-mermaid)

wankbankofamerica:

reasons i tend to not talk

  • people always interrupt me to tell another story because apparently my story isn’t good enough for their ears
  • i sound like an idiot who just learned to talk two hours ago
  • people seem disinterested in what i’m saying
  • i hate my voice
  • i have something really mean to say
  • i hate you
  • i repeat because this happens a lot: people interrupt me and never let me finish and i feel really shitty about myself because no one seems to want to listen to me

(via weirdwonderfulwinchesterways)